This Social Worker is an enigma and some of the newer members of the team may doubt they even exist. Rarely seem before 10am in the morning and always out on ‘home visits’ by 3pm, the office rumours are that they are actually skiving off early and getting up late every morning. Has somehow managed to avoid the manager’s wrath because everybody else is so busy working.
First thing on a Monday morning, when asked to take on a new case or when the duty phone rings for the hundredth time that day, this worker will confidently proclaim to one and all ‘that’s it, I’m handing in my notice!’. They will regularly contact recruitment agencies, search local job listings and talk about moving to neighbouring authorities where the grass is greener. Of course, they never carry through on this threat and have usually been a stoic member of the team for a decade or two.
Usually first in the office in the morning, late-night visits and regularly working from home are the norm for this bright young thing who is destined for the top. Their name never appears on the ‘naughty list’ of late recording and they are regularly heralded by management as being an example to all…. With management conveniently forgetting that this Social Work champion works 30 hours free overtime a week.
This worker has a canny knack of buddying up with someone in the team who considers themselves ‘good with computers’ and will spend at least an hour a week on the phone to IT. If you’re a neat and organised worker, looking at this worker’s computer screen will give you heart palpitations as you see their desktop crammed with a collection of random files.
If you needed a Social Worker, you’d want it to be them. They are lovely on the phone to service users, always go the extra mile to make people happy and everyone speaks of how committed they are to helping others. The only problem is that they are so busy actually spending time with people, that their paperwork is always out of date.